Going to publish a book of fiction stories. I am crowd funding the publishing. Look at my video on Indiegogo. There is free stuff to contributors.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/eihcra-book-of-short-stories#/

Nesusy, The Legend That Would Not Die.

One question that keeps coming to me when I watch the human race in action is "How can we survive". Scientist always tell us that our ability to reason is what sets us apart from all other animals. So spending millions of dollars on research projects, creating institutes and clubs to find a creature that isn't there is reasonable? After scanning the loch with sonar and training cameras on the lake around the clock without success a group of people still think Nessy is in there somewhere. Of course there is the commercial aspect to this as well. If you want a stuffed Nessy animal it's there for you. With new theories about dinosaur colors they could make different versions. "Well we have the basic green replica, but we also have purple for you Barney fans and of course the striped Nessy to reflect the most recent theories of dinosaur coloration. Don't forget each animal comes with a authentic Nessy cry built into the animal". Now that's reasonable. Maybe Nessy is an alien.

To Nigeria With Love

Don't Piss Off The Aliens!

I always like to look at things from both sides. For instance I was watching a movie last night about a creature from another planet that was brought back in a spaceship from Venus. He was still in its' cocoon or something, but eventually was born into this alien world. So what is the first thing we do? Slap the creature in a cage and cart it off for study. Then we find it grows uncontrollably because of something in our atmosphere. So what is the logical thing to do. Shoot it with a gun and stab it with a pitch fork. Welcome to earth.We hope you enjoy your time here, which won't be very long. It's time for your initiation. Then we clever earth people find out that we can't kill it that way so we shoot it a lot more. We finally gain control of it with electric current so we can study this amazing creature. Now keep in mind this creature doesn't eat people or animals and only attacks when it is attacked. Sort of like most animals on this planet, but it isn't from this planet. As usual someone cuts the current and the, now, gigantic creature wakes up and tries to make his escape. In keep with our policy of making it feel welcome we chase it with tanks, bazookas and, of course, the army. Now look at this from the other side. What would they on the creatures planet. Let's personalize this a little and call him Phil. "Did you hear what happened to Phil? He was abducted by aliens and taken to their planet and he got sick and grew to ten times his normal size. Then they locked him in a cage and didn't feed him. When he escaped they chased him down and killed him. We had better keep on our guard. We could be invaded by Earthlings"."Now you know there is no such thing as Earthlings".

Space Their Final Frontier

Isn't it ironic that the people that get to go out into space are the ones we want to bring back. Look at the anxiety,work and hope that went into bringing Apollo 13 back to us. I could think of about 13 people that we could send and no one,well almost no one, would care if they ever came back. Of course there would be decenters..................we could send them too, problem solved. I could enjoy this. Let me strap them in the rocket. Shoot who needs straps they aren't coming back anyway. Here you go Mikey, a banana and bottle of water. Save the water until you are almost there. I understand it's really hot on the sun. Do what you want with the banana, although I can imagine. No need for testing equipment. Hey, if is doesn't work, NEXT! We'll get it right eventually. Hey George got anything going next week. How about an all expense paid trip.