Don't Piss Off The Aliens!

I always like to look at things from both sides. For instance I was watching a movie last night about a creature from another planet that was brought back in a spaceship from Venus. He was still in its' cocoon or something, but eventually was born into this alien world. So what is the first thing we do? Slap the creature in a cage and cart it off for study. Then we find it grows uncontrollably because of something in our atmosphere. So what is the logical thing to do. Shoot it with a gun and stab it with a pitch fork. Welcome to earth.We hope you enjoy your time here, which won't be very long. It's time for your initiation. Then we clever earth people find out that we can't kill it that way so we shoot it a lot more. We finally gain control of it with electric current so we can study this amazing creature. Now keep in mind this creature doesn't eat people or animals and only attacks when it is attacked. Sort of like most animals on this planet, but it isn't from this planet. As usual someone cuts the current and the, now, gigantic creature wakes up and tries to make his escape. In keep with our policy of making it feel welcome we chase it with tanks, bazookas and, of course, the army. Now look at this from the other side. What would they on the creatures planet. Let's personalize this a little and call him Phil. "Did you hear what happened to Phil? He was abducted by aliens and taken to their planet and he got sick and grew to ten times his normal size. Then they locked him in a cage and didn't feed him. When he escaped they chased him down and killed him. We had better keep on our guard. We could be invaded by Earthlings"."Now you know there is no such thing as Earthlings".