The Body Snatchers have gotten my grandchildren!!!

I have learned that people are sheep and they what to be lead. Without leaders they wonder about without constructive goals or purpose. Without it or with bad leaders their goals become more short term thrills than long term purpose. I have some very intelligent grandchildren, but I believe their bodies have been inhabited with aliens. I determined this when I seen a distinct change in behavior. They stopped seeking our company or at least made excuses for not showing up for family events. Isn't that what aliens would do to avoid being discovered? If you say you are coming to an event and don't show up then you tend to alienate people. All the planning and preparation, time and effort and of course the emotional investment were almost for nothing. It is a effective technique, you say that you are attending to get the organizers off your back then don't show up, very effective. I have noticed another thing that these usurpers do. They are trying to assassinate the character of my grandchildren. They post the most outrageous, unrestrained and vile comments on public forums. They are trying to sabotage my grandchildren future by making them look like self centered, irresponsible and unproductive members of society. These aliens know that potential employers, police, FBI and people who are looking for victims scan these public forums. Hence, they can ruin there future by making statements that will be public record forever. I know the aliens are keeping them away from us because they are afraid we might be able to ignite a spark that would bring them back into control over their bodies. They might reject the losers that the aliens have surrounded them with to aid in their demise. If I could get to them inside their "body prisons" I would say "grab onto something good and true a seed that you can use as a foundation of the reclamation of your bodies". In a battle you need to start with one thing and get control then move on to other things, self improvement not self advancement, helping others (helping meet there needs not their vices).  My grandchildren are like diamonds that have been locked in a box and hidden in a cave. They need to be released and faceted and polished to show their beauty. They can defeat the aliens and take back control of their lives. Until then we will continue to love them and reach out to them because love never fails. Resist the aliens and they shall flee from you.

Picture a Dwarf Ghost (Frank) with a chain attached to a larger ghost (personal negativeness and selfishness). The Cravings keep getting larger and stronger taking over the Dwarf until.....

"Lewis's words, "I do not know that I ever saw anything more terrible than the struggle of that Dwarf Ghost against joy" (in other words, something in the Dwarf wants to give in and open himself to joy, but he struggles against it), and the Dwarf's disappearance, "perhaps . . . somehow absorbed into the chain," as if Frank ends in total bondage, total self-deception, and total misery, having lost his true self and having in effect become the craving he couldn't give up. This episode helps make clear why we must lose ourselves in order to truly find ourselves."

Poochy is Back!!!!

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Nesusy, The Legend That Would Not Die.

One question that keeps coming to me when I watch the human race in action is "How can we survive". Scientist always tell us that our ability to reason is what sets us apart from all other animals. So spending millions of dollars on research projects, creating institutes and clubs to find a creature that isn't there is reasonable? After scanning the loch with sonar and training cameras on the lake around the clock without success a group of people still think Nessy is in there somewhere. Of course there is the commercial aspect to this as well. If you want a stuffed Nessy animal it's there for you. With new theories about dinosaur colors they could make different versions. "Well we have the basic green replica, but we also have purple for you Barney fans and of course the striped Nessy to reflect the most recent theories of dinosaur coloration. Don't forget each animal comes with a authentic Nessy cry built into the animal". Now that's reasonable. Maybe Nessy is an alien.

Why I Don't Want To Be A Criminal

You have to wonder sometimes if people can really be a dumb as they appear. I love to watch reality police shows. One that I recently viewed showed clips from video surveillance camera. Of course, in the clips, were individuals that were somewhat less than clever. In general they were falling out of ceilings and covering their head, but not their face to avoid being recognized. Obviously they are not showing the more astute criminals that got away, but still I wonder can anyone be that stupid? How about the criminals in this article. So you drive down the road without your seat belts on and a car load of stolen credit cards, checks and ID's. Nothing like drawing your attention to yourself. What were these two thinking? It never ceases to amaze me that, even when caught red handed, thieves will deny they were doing anything. One show used a car as bait for thieves. They parked the car in a place it would likely be stolen and then waited. Unfortunately for the unsuspecting criminals once they were down the street a piece the engine was shut off and the doors automatically locked. Sort of like a roach hotel (perfect analogy). I will never forget one guy who fell into the trap. Once the police caught up to the jail on wheels he said "I didn't do anything". Oh you were walking by the car and it sucked you in and drove off with you inside, right? Who wants to be on a list of people with a fleet of cars with radios and guns and computer systems that work with other people in other places that have the same stuff? What about people who take video of themselves committing crimes. "OK, everyone ready. This will be take one. Ready, commit the crime!!!." Like the two that rammed a van into a tree and then collected the insurance money to pay off a debt. Did I mention they video taped the event. Maybe they just wanted to have a memento of the cherished vehicle. To bad it fell into the hands of a disgruntled ex-spouse. Wouldn't it just be safer to obey the law?

Are You Nervous Yet?

You could say that people are what they are regardless of what they do, but there is something quite disturbing about an astronaut that wigs out. I'm a baby boomer and growing up when I did meant there are a few things that you hold sacred. Astronauts, police and firemen were icons of my youth. Now I have to look over my shoulder and wonder who is going to go postal next. I suppose our astronaut has a good case for insanity. Let's face it flying around in space isn't exactly your normal occupation. Who knows, Martians could be pelting the space shuttle with crazy rays. It could be a good defense. What were you thinking when you drove all that way to confront the "Other Woman". "Well your honor it was the Martians. I saw rays coming from Mars and it made me feel a little funny and before I new it I was in Florida waring my space diaper". What is going on in this world. Maybe it was the fluoride in the water. I'm starting to look over my shoulder, under my car and in and in my under ware drawer. Some of my neighbors get in fist fights right on their front lawns. The husband usually loses. If they wave and say hi I feel like diving behind a tree. You start to back away from little old ladies. "Sonny could you help me with......."OK LADY HERE IS MY WALLET. JUST DON'T SHOOT". Personally I think all those elderly people that claim to have missed the brake and hit the gas are just failed ram raid attempts. How about cops robbing banks. All the training on catching bank robbers and all the radios, guns, amour and forensics that are put into catching them and a cop thinks he can beat the system. There is a problem with the thought process there. Something like trying to go through the door before opening it. I have a feeling that the Darwin Awards are going to expand significantly in the near future.

Need Signs.

I let my imagination run away with me sometimes. I see signs in various places that need explanation or a few additional words to bring out the real meaning. Like "Under New Management" which I change to "Under New Management with the same old crappy policies". "Wait help wanted" like I need help waiting. "All You Can Eat or as much of this swill as you can get down". "I have an Honor Roll student at Oakland County Jail". If anyone has got some others I would like to see them.

To Nigeria With Love